A New "Plan"

So, after I, like, ran away, I, like, went to sleep in some random, like, field. Whatever. But when I, like, woke up this morning, Lysander and, like, Demetrius and, like, Hermia were there too! It was so weird!! Anyways, Lysander wasn't, like, joking anymore, 'cause he says he loves Hermia still (phew!). So, we, like, woke up this morning and Theseus was in the woods with us! And Hermia's dad (creeper). Then Egeus argued with Hermia for, like, ever! It was, like, so annoying! But Theseus was, like, totally cool about it. He was all like, "Hey guys, you could, like, get married with us!" And we were all like, "Squeeeee!!!!! Awesomeness!" So, we got, like, married at the, like, temple in the morning. It was, like, totally cool. But it was, like, so annoying at the same time! Then Theseus was all like, "We should, like, totally see a play or something!" And we were all like, "That is, like, so cool!" So his, like, slave or something, Philo-what's-his-name, found a play for us. But then Hippolyta was all like, "We should be, like, nice to them..." And we were all like, "Whatever!" The actors in the play were, like, mechanicals, and they, like, totally failed. But it was, like, so funny! Like, OMG! And they were, like, so stupid! We were totally making fun of them, and they didn't even, like, notice! Fail, much?