Following "The Plan"

Okay, so I, like, followed Demetrius to the forest and I was, like, totally convincing him to ditch Hermia. But then he was all like, "Helena, leave me alone!" And I was all like, "But I love you!" I guess he's, like, a commitment-phobe or something, because he, like, ran off. Wait. He, like, can't be a commitment-phobe, because he wants to marry Hermia!!!! Wow, I'm, like, so confused! It's all Hermia's fault! If she hadn't come along and stolen my boyfriend (yeah, we were, like, totally dating), then this wouldn't have happened! I can't believe that I thought she was, like, my best friend! How dare she! Okay, I'm, like, never talking to her again! And I am so telling her dad that she isn't, like, pure anymore!! Ha! That'll teach her! I still have to, like, find a way to get Demetrius back. I know that he's, like, totally in love with me, but that stupid witch, Hermia, put a spell on him! If I could only get out of this stupid forest, then I could put together an outfit that would totally distact him from that wench Hermia. Too bad I'm lost. Maybe I'll, like, follow the moon or whatever it is that they do in those action stories. I wouldn't know (it's not like I read them or anything). But now I'm, like, totally lost. Whatever. I'll just, like, have a nap...