"The Plan" Starts To Go Awry

Okay, so I, like, just woke up and Lysander was, like, totally stalking me. It was, like, way creepy. So I told him to, like, get away from me and go back to Hermia. He totally wouldn't listen to me, though. It was so annoying! Anyways, he, like, kept going on and on about how pretty I am and stuff (I know, right?). I kept, like, telling him to leave, but it was like he couldn't even, like, hear me.I even, like, asked him if he still loved Hermia, and he said, like, no! That's when I, like, totally realized that he was, like, joking! So then, I got, like, really mad. Then Demetrius woke up and said he, like, loved me. But obviously, I didn't, like, believe him or anything. I'm not stupid! He was, like, totally in on the joke with Lysander. I was all like, "That is so not funny!" And they were all like, "We're, like, not joking." And then I was all like, "Yeah, right!" Of course, stupid Hermia decides to show up and join them. I can't believe her! She was, like, my friend! So I, like, yelled at her for a bit. Then the dumb boys had to decide to have a fight to see who, like, deserved me or something. They couldn't, like, wait until Hermia and I were finished? Rude, much? We, like, continued our argument anyway. Then I called her a, like, puppet, and she, like, totally took it the wrong way. She thought I was, like, saying she was short. Whatever! But then she, like, threatened me! She was all like, "Ah! I'll, like, gouge your eyes out!" And I was all like, "OMG, no! Lysander, Demetrius, like, protect me!" So they, like, protected me. But she, like, kept yelling at me anyway! I was, like, so mad, so I just, like, ran away.